Whose fault was it?

Let's see... TRANSLATION:

"Whose fault was it? How funny you should ask: Well, you see, it was

entirely the fault of the funeral home employees who picked up the

deceased - they must have caused our perfectly inserted IVs to become

dislocated in such a manner that the syringes punctured the veins in

both arms, and wouldn't-you-know-it, the chemicals just pushed

themselves -- by magic, or even a delayed reaction in violation of

the laws of physics, because goodness knows we circumvented protocol

*cough* went out of our way to push those chemicals, and they

wouldn't budge while Mr. Diaz was still showing signs of life. Then,

once the chemicals were flowing as they should, they caused those

foot-long chemical burns as they spread inside the soft tissue easily

because... uhm... Mr. Diaz was dead and... errr... had.. no...

circulation.....*gulp* Yeah, that's how it happened! Actually, come

to think about it, Mr. Diaz probably expired from his non-existent

liver disease while waiting for us to execute him."

END TRANSLATION.

I mean, Is there ANY other way to interpret this? They lie worse than

my then 7-year old son did when I caught him trying to talk the dog

into eating his homework. Sweet Jesus, I HATE these people!